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Why is your head the same size as your ball?
Why do you have feet but no hands?
Why did your mother dress you in bell bottoms?
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| "Caution: after a few drinks, trees may make awkward passes" (ala yawn turns into an arm around your waist). |
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| "My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hon" |
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| "Caution: Evel Knieval crossing." |
